LizardRox

Ask me anything   Submit   .... Living day by day looking for the small reasons to smile. In hornfrog country analyzing the people and world around me. Currently waiting on the girl who will be there through thick and thin.

homo-talk:

shes sooo gorgeous #TeamLesbian #teamBisexual

homo-talk:

shes sooo gorgeous #TeamLesbian #teamBisexual

(Source: corneliusq)

— 6 days ago with 1247 notes
Woman:I'm smart
Patriarchy:Well you're probably ugly then
Woman:I'm creative
Patriarchy:You mean unattractive right?
Woman:I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy:Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman:I have value
Patriarchy:Not if you're ugly lol
Woman:I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy:I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
— 6 days ago with 68118 notes
Tha internet is now a religion and tumblr done became tha goddamn church…

spreadthoselegsohyeah:

andrvw:

robbatussin:

Finna delete dis website within tha weeks.

how are you planning on deleting the website 

lmaaooo ^^^

— 6 days ago with 2366 notes
Tha internet is now a religion and tumblr done became tha goddamn church…

spreadthoselegsohyeah:

andrvw:

robbatussin:

Finna delete dis website within tha weeks.

how are you planning on deleting the website 

lmaaooo ^^^

— 6 days ago with 2366 notes

Argument I heard on the bus

Guy 1:no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
— 6 days ago with 398080 notes
aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

(Source: humortrain, via forever90s)

— 1 week ago with 88927 notes
seeinggsounds:

howtobeafuckinglady:

damn near ten years later and im still mad :(

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

seeinggsounds:

howtobeafuckinglady:

damn near ten years later and im still mad :(

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(via thugahontas)

— 1 week ago with 2361 notes

I’m fairly certain this picture started with the phrase, “hold my beer and get your camera ready”

I’m fairly certain this picture started with the phrase, “hold my beer and get your camera ready”

(Source: carrier71, via 3oo7)

— 1 week ago with 305644 notes

thugahontas:

This nigga I’m talking to on the phone making fun of the fact I speak somewhat with a southern accent yet I was raised in a puerto rican household. According to him I’ve must have not have had many non-black friends, which is very accurate lol.

— 1 week ago with 1 note

g0ne-blotto:

since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words

(Source: ap0the0sis, via lgbtlaughs)

— 1 week ago with 18524 notes

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

(via thinktwicehomeslice)

— 1 week ago with 75279 notes

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

(via thinktwicehomeslice)

— 1 week ago with 111157 notes