alittlealoof:

if my face is straight, it doesn’t mean I’m mad

if my resting face isn’t a smile, it doesn’t mean I’m rude or bitter

if I’m quiet, it doesn’t mean I’m shy

I’m over these assumptions tbh

leave me and my face be

(via braxton-roundtheworld-andi-i-i)

hersheywrites:

foreverpruned:

aijah-badu:

crazy-4-breezy:

ephitania:

sweetestthingiwrote:

lisha-stories:

@bonnie.b

Singing like Somebody put her through something

awwww

Me

Meeeee

Too cute.

My ovaries. She is the cutest thing ever. Protect Black babies at all cost.

If you’re a QPOC reblog this!!

nobodys-pendeja:

B/c the post we started like this for politically conscious latinxs was a success and we found tons of blogs to follow, I thought it’s be cool to start one for QPOC also so we can all follow each other!

(via byeboi)

hersheywrites:

loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

Me:image

Mom:

image

This is the only one I’ve seen accurate to my life. Them other ones have no consequences and shit.

"YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!"

— a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via thehomiejazz)

"Be careful who you vent to."

— Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via itsthelesbiana)

(via lesbianlove07)

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

(via lgbtlaughs)

shanellbklyn:

vanillablondette:

fapsmokesleep:

soulothought:

sweetestesthome:

staircase that does NOT walk you out the front door! Simply gorgeous…love the openness of the house

I didn’t know I needed this until now.

Handsome

perfect


This looks like one of the house love &a hip-hop would rent out for Ray-J or Stevie J 😩😂

shanellbklyn:

vanillablondette:

fapsmokesleep:

soulothought:

sweetestesthome:

staircase that does NOT walk you out the front door! Simply gorgeous…love the openness of the house

I didn’t know I needed this until now.

Handsome

perfect

This looks like one of the house love &a hip-hop would rent out for Ray-J or Stevie J 😩😂

fatblackhoustonian:

residentgoodgirl:

sikoot:

how are white people even real I am so upset by this video 

this is disturbing

Is this the walking dead season 5?

fatblackhoustonian:

hunqiu:

unisextee:

fuckyoulosersinthephotag:

HEADLINE: ANNOYING PALEFACEBAGOFPISS TAKES A PUBLIC SHIT ON VIETNAMESE CULTURE BY USING ANGEL HAIR PASTA IN HER “PHOE” WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MOCKING “ASIAN” ACCENTS

allow me to share some precious gems from her recipe:

  • literally the only ingredients of the soup part are: 1. chicken broth 2. ginger and 3. garlic. THAT’S IT. like. she didn’t even use ANY spices??
  • - -??? how do you call this pho if you don’t use pho spices. they are essential. ESSENTIAL. that is what makes it taste and smell like pho. it is 100% necessary, 100% non-negotiable
  • "1/2 pound angel hair pasta" i’m too tired for this shit
  • basil leaves? you’ve gotta specify thai basil (or la hue) or your white audience is gonna go home and make fucking italian ass basily angel hair pasta spaghetti drowned in chicken broth
  • lime zest.. chill rachael
  • braised.pork.shoulder. in pho. shredded pork. in pho.

DON’T watch the video if you don’t want to end up throwing your computer in the trash. a selective summary:

  • repeatedly butchers the pronunciation of pho, calls it “phoe” at least 6 times, shamelessly
  • when she explains what the hot sauce is she puts on a mocking asian accent and says “SRIRACHAAA” WITH THAT BUCKTEETH FUCKING CHINAMAN THING PPL DO
  • "Trust me, if you’ve never tried it, it’s so easy to make a big beautiful bowl of PHOE. And it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends. You can entertain with it. I like to put chopsticks in it and serve it with a slurpy soup spoon along side."
  • —no. it shouldn’t be easy unless you’ve been making it for a long time. it should NOT be easy if you’re someone that CANT EVEN PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF THE THING YOU’RE MAKING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
  • —even for my MOM, MY VIETNAMESE MOTHER BORN AND RAISED IN VIETNAM, it’s still a whole lot of work!!! i have been studying and practicing making it for years now and it still takes me DAYS to make. D A Y S
  • —“I like to put chopsticks in it” oh do you? that’s just your preference? weird coincidence. huh
  • —slurpy spoon
  • —“You can entertain with it” “it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends.” LISTEN WHITEY. YOU DON’T JUST GO AROUND BRINGING HOME PARTS OF OTHER PPL’S CULTURES TO ENTERTAIN YOUR BRAT CHILDREN AND UGLYPALE FRIENDS WITH. OOOOO THE ORIENT. HOW FASCINATING. LOOK AT THIS WEIRD SHIT THOSE CHINKS EAT HAHAHA WOW SO WEIRD SO ORIENTAL

(thanks to @sweetheartpleasestay for tipping us off on this)

WHAT

UM?????

WHO LET HER FUCK UP PHO!!!!!???

YOU DON’T FUCK THAT UP.

JESUS H CHRIST

thighetician:

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

(via killbenedictcumberbatch)

the-goddamazon:

tokeitos:

de-la-saadiq:

gang0fwolves:

pussandboooobs:

beautiful-ambition:

jayshana:

kieraplease:

scarf tops

Oh my collection of scarves just got relevant again

I need to step my scarf game up. I have goals now

I’ve always wanted to do.this
But these G cups…. ion kno

^ forreal :(

Who this ?

Yooo.

There’s a way you can do this with large scarves to make a strapless or halter hi-low maxi dress. It work well with large cup sizes and I do it all the time when I get tired of bras.

(via fatblackhoustonian)