| Woman: | I'm smart |
| Patriarchy: | Well you're probably ugly then |
| Woman: | I'm creative |
| Patriarchy: | You mean unattractive right? |
| Woman: | I have all these incredible accomplishments |
| Patriarchy: | Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them |
| Woman: | I have value |
| Patriarchy: | Not if you're ugly lol |
| Woman: | I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog |
| Patriarchy: | I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut |
Finna delete dis website within tha weeks.
how are you planning on deleting the website
lmaaooo ^^^
Finna delete dis website within tha weeks.
how are you planning on deleting the website
lmaaooo ^^^
| Guy 1: | no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa. |
this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
(Source: humortrain, via forever90s)
damn near ten years later and im still mad :(
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(via thugahontas)
This nigga I’m talking to on the phone making fun of the fact I speak somewhat with a southern accent yet I was raised in a puerto rican household. According to him I’ve must have not have had many non-black friends, which is very accurate lol.
since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words
(Source: ap0the0sis, via lgbtlaughs)
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
(via thinktwicehomeslice)
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
(via thinktwicehomeslice)